I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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