Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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