I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Shame is for Republicans.
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