I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Randomize
