At least make sure they are 18
Why
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
