Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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