he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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