i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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