If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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