You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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