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I am midnight drunk by noon
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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