I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I am naked and annoyed.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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