Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
porn star boner night. come get it.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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