They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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