i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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