C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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