Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Randomize
