his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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