She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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