just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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