Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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