god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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