You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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