Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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