Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Randomize
