The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
His hands were made for my vagina.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She needs sedatives and a leash
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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