you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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