Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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