worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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