did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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