...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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