it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Are we still banned from the library?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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