I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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