can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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