so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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