I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Randomize
