I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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