i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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