That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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