are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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