After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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