seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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