Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I need a beard to bite.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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