bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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