How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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