he was CRYING into my vagina
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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