Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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