At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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