Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Sorry about my life...
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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