I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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